So, pretend you’re from Ann Arbor. Ever since you were a little boy (and we’re talking the Dark Ages . . . you know, the 1970s) you stood tall in your bell bottoms and Bobby Brady striped t-shirt against the surrounding swarm of Detroit Red Wings fans, forever dreaming of a Stanley Cup win by your favorite team, the Vancouver Canucks. You spent years in the wilderness and suffered through Game 7 of the 1994 Stanley Cup Finals. Recently, you’ve experienced the raised eyebrows of work colleagues as you amassed a collection of Canucks’ swag and made friendly t-shirt wagers with our resident San Jose Sharks super-fan @caminick.